And who are these Revlon Girls? Hm.
These two girls originally had planned to make an illegal appearance at an illustrious dance party. Anyone who was anyone would attend, unfortunately these people were also over 18, or had fake ids. However undeterred, the Revlon girls decided to take a chance and place their bet on the other side of the city. The journey was long yet less perilous than one would picture a night ride on public transport. Nonetheless arriving at the party, the Revlon girls saw that their efforts were to no avail. Evil fluorescent men were determined to spoil their innocent fun. Very innocent fun. The girls however were not completely defeated and yielded to their backup plans of another party conveniently located down the lane.
Whilst making their way up to the other party, the girls encountered a mob of intoxicated buffoons. These buffoons insightfully pointed out what even an infant would about their outfits and thus solicited an irritated remark about their alcohol intake. Later it was to the Revlon girls' misfortune to discover that the party was more dead than an overused doorknob. The party boasted perhaps three other guests and a mass of drunkard Yellow shirts. So considering their options, the girls made the trek back to the city.
On the bus, Revlon girl 01 discovered to her dismay that her I.D card was missing. She immediately suspected some evil scheme by the drunken buffoons but was too tired to entertain the idea. However the girls' inherent Revlon laziness precluded the return to uni which would've taken say a third of an hour and decided to chow on dinner instead.
While walking down the girls considered their dinner options. They had a wide range from Asian to Asian but Revlon girl 02 suggested a chowdown at Pancakes' down near Darling Harbour. It was a breath of Western fresh air in the midst of all the Asian possibilities.
The walk was peaceful despite REvlon girl 01's continuous reassurance it would only take ten minutes. For how long RG01?! Maybe half an hour, well done. It's nice to add that being buzzed doesn't completely burn one's senses, a pair of drunken lads decided to offer the RGs drinks. Ah if only they were legal no?
Dinner was the bomb, to say the least. A seafood crepe, followed by a very sumptuous macadamia pancake with wedges so orgasmic it could replace a man for maybe a week. Despite the constant night of misfortune, this dinner basically upped everything. Continuing the good luck streak RG01 protective Asian mother decided to take the forty minute drive to the city and offer them a ride home. That's a cheeky up yours to public transport
:)
Arriving home the girls decided to indulge their mischievous sides (for once, we swear) and tried their hand at acting by erecting a drunken facade to their very gullible friend called Raymond. Aside from blatant drunkenness and possible drink spiking Raymond also was led to believe a raunchy bathroom rendezvous with a spiky haired stranger. Haha RG02 discovered what kind of drunk she would be, a very believable one. RG01 was just too happy.
So in closing, we had a fan-fricking-tastic night without any old farted age discriminating crappy named party. So suck it, and suck it hard enough to make your cheeks hollow. We hope to serve you again soon, Revlon Girls
P.S We looked awesome in the same outfit.
