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Sky rockets in the night, afternoon delight

Nov 2, 2009
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WOOEE.

Must do psych readings, will be exam failure if don't.

Ciao llama.

Good Luck HSCites

Oct 30, 2009
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Define fail (5 marks)

Fail is a concept broadly used to embody the myriad of characteristics of the homosapien Edwina. Such characteristics underlying such a definition would include forgetting to complete two multiple choice questions in a Macroeconomics exam, or forgetting how a graph looked. Such things elucidate the appropriateness of such a label. Further fail would be some sort of metacognition, such as the process taking place right now which further goes to show realising one's failure can only enhance it. We end this discussion in knowing that continuing any further would only discombobulate the reader.

Well written, concise and accurate. This answer is a model 5-mark response.

Le stirrer of ze shit

Oct 22, 2009
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ed receives a call from an unknown caller

e: hello?

X: WHO IS THIS?

e: uh edwina

X: WHO?! YOU CALLED THIS NUMBER.

e: what? .. oh it must've been a wrong number

X: did you call? well fuck off.

e: what?

X: you called this number.

Y in background: Who is it?

X: Some bitch. Here you talk to her

Y: Hello

e: uh hi

Y: Who is this?

e: edwina

Y: what why did you call?

e: Your friend said i called you?

Y: Yeah why'd you call?

e: I'm pretty sure it was a wrong number

Y: where do you live?

e: uhhhh i don't think where i live is relevant

Y: do you live in SOUTH AUSTRALIA?

e: uh no.

Y: yeah tell that to my fiancee.

X is swearing in background.

Y to X: babe she doesn't live in south australia.

Y: i gtg bye.

---- beep beep

e: wtf

Retirement Plans

Oct 20, 2009
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Nabs and I are always pre-emptive people. We plan before outings and we plan our babies/outfits, now we're planning our golden retirement times.

Should we:
- accumulate lots of moneys

- have no spouse and thus no kids

We shall:
- open up a nice cafe/bookshop/library/non-institutionalised borders with home coffee + brownies and old indie classics jamming on the speakers

- it shall be somewhere deep in the urban jungle or on a nice beachside

Yes it is a smide farfetched, but we have a plan and our plans are usually well thought out.

That is all, llama.

Ciao llama.

@ Whiskers

Oct 19, 2009
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There's nothing wrong with you. Which makes me more the antagonist for looking at you with disdain.

I'm sad I'm not your favourite.

Given the choice though, I'd rather not know you - than be anything in relation to you anymore.

After this semester, I should like to never see you again. I probably can't do the forgetting thing, but I can at least try to distract myself.

Ciao llama.

Something infallible

Oct 18, 2009
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Let me just clarify, Oktoberfest was the unequivocal shyt.

Aside from the bad music they played in the RNB section lawl. Beer Garden rock ftw.

No place for a llama,

Ciao llama.

Quickly before I nap

Oct 16, 2009
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- I have a slight headache from an underwhelming Oktoberfest

- I just realised today I ate NOTHING, actually a mini Shapes biscuit

- I probably will never ever be that kind of girl for Whiskers

- I'm a little tired but I have a Stats assignment due tomorrow, almost done don't worry :)
- I like hugging Ben!
- I gathered that when slightly inebriated I'm the affectionate "I LOVE YOU" type

- I only share your drinks when you're drunk

- I left Oktoberfest at 9:30 HA

- I shall stop and finish my stats assignment

Ciao llama!

I'll be alright

Oct 6, 2009
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WELL COS HELEN REASSURED ME SO

My mum has been webcam convo'ing the mainland relatives for let see.. um TWO HOURS?

Helen: "Your bandwidth is gooing DOWN".

Lately I've been failing to study or at least study by the of definition it.

If studying consists of trying to do stats whilst:

- Reading the FML/MLIA/TFLN variety
- Gaming on the NDS
- Facebooking

Then yeah I'm a fricking nerd on a stick.

I hate being so uncommitted.

Today I watched a lot of bullsh.t television. One of the shows was called "Mommas' boys" about three guys trying to find a female partner whilst having Neo-Nazi mothers. Long rant short, you can't find love on TV - that's not something you want to tell your kids.

Tired.

Heartbreak Sisters

Oct 4, 2009
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I'm typing this only slightly inebriated.

My friends are so so heartfelt when they're drunk. It makes me so superior when I can observe this sober, slightly.

It's a circle, it's the same stuff we talk about. I'm not choosing the most chipper music.

I want to sleep, I want to study. I don't want this.

Belong

Sep 25, 2009
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I like being polite to strangers, leaving them the impression that I'm an all round nice girl.

- I tell the shopkeepers to have a good day (yes a command)

- I use my girl voice (my girlier voice) when ordering things, who can refuse a liquid sweet voice?

So today I was on the phone w/ a TPG representative because I wanted to enquire about my dud sim card. At the end I thanked her kindly and the woman on the other hand it was like she didn't want to get out done:

E: "Thanks a lot have a great-"
Woman: "THANK YOU EDWINA, THANK YOU FOR CALLING - HAVE A GOOD DAY"
E: "..Thanks you too"

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Denny posted this but I wanted to share it too

- During voting season at uni people get pretty crazy, if you get approached by someone, another person from an opposing party attaches themselves to their opponent and start bombarding you with conflicting views.

Haha ONE guy tried a different tactic, must be a marketing fella.

Guy : So do you guys do Commerce?
DennyEd: Yes
G: Me too!
G: Do you guys do Commerce and Science? I do Commerce and Science
DennyEd: Yeah we do too

G: WOW. Do you guys do Macro? I do Macro
DE: Yep
G: WOW

The odds ! Fancy that hahaha. What a champ.

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I asian failed my stats test, I remember saying I'd commit honourable suicide if I only got a D but the difference between people who go through with that and people like me is that the former actually hold their honour to some value. I really would like to live to see my kids have angry puberty children.