Why has Youtube recommended me so many fapping videos. I'm not a pervert. I don't think I am. However, if Youtube thinks that based on my sole loyalty to sxephil & kevjumba that it makes me some masterbating pervert, so be it.
I kid. In reality, I appreciate Youtube recognising this small yet shining part of me - i.e. poor taste in humour and vocabulary.
BYUUUUUU
Happy New Year
Resolutions:
- Maintain a distinction average.
That's it, only something achievable so I can brag next year.
Avatar - I watched it, I want some creepy fern attached to my body so I can tame super dragons :( I want a super dragon, give me that super dragon now! Mm golden eggs, golden geese, mm.
Mega board game day was mega fun.
Mum ran away last night.
I was told to pick up the phone and my aunt asked me if I knew mum's number. I had to call her.
Of course, she didn't pick up.
I slept at one and woke up at three to brush my teeth. When I was done, I groggily turned to gaze at the living room and saw her sitting there. I went to bed.
Every role is stamped with a set of responsibilities, mine is to call emotional parents that decide to not show up at home. Mum's was to prevent that from actually ever happening.
Which is why on the train today I remember a new/old line, life is a series of letdowns.
I do not like having nothing to do on the train, no novel, no DS, no MX Sudoku. It leaves room for contemplation which we all consciously try to avoid in the first place.
Home as well, now I can only read Crime & Punishment.
To do :
- Buy that average backpack.
- Buy buttons to improve that blazer.
Llama do you purr?
Ciao llama
Why do firemen wear shirts on the job, doesn't it get warm?
In asking that, I realise my intentions aren't entirely honourable. PHOOWICHU.
Llama it stings!
Ciao llama
Yesterday Jasmine's friend called me Edwina, sure that's my name but who actually says that.
Fact learnt about myself: I feel uncomfortable when someone calls me by my full name. Edwina is not cool for school.
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Yesterday we went to Taronga Zoo.
- Buying Mufasa the monkey
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Oh and I had my first cup of red wine, it's kind of strange. Gave most of mine to this lovely girl called Sharon who needed to get drunk haha. I love drunks, this one was lovable because she was a sparkling vivacious drunk. The drunks I like, I tend to try take care of which I tried that night :)
Haha there was free beer. Naturally I dislike beer but after enough bored sips, it tastes a lot like mineral water.
After the gig, Newtown was littered with hipsters. Haha theyre all so beautiful. At the gig there was this guy that looked like Berto You Lee, mmmMM.
Anyways enough worshipping of the vain I'm going to go back to reading C&P and hopefully not fall asleep as I always do.
Llama, you don't need to be hip,
Ciao llama!
I have a best friend who I'm beginning to think I need a break from, the timing is convenient because I'm leaving the country in 3-4 weeks.
Guy1: Edwina can I cheek you?
E: Wut?
G1: When we press our cheeks against each other?
E: Oh, no.
G2: Edwina we don't speak much
E: No, we don't.
Silence ensues.
Yes I do realise I'm either a cold ice amazon warrior princess, that or I'm great at alienating myself. Correct answer would be both.
i.e. The best Nabs & I ever had (haha)
After work I was basically a storming trooper all the way through until I got home. I went into Liquorland, wasn't too sure what exactly I was supposed to be getting so I got two packs of Cruisers , squee.
Haha had to manage the house alone at some point because Nips and Nabs insisted on going on liquor runs, during the party.
There wasn't any dancing, but the entire night we did watch GO which played a movie feat. Mandy Moore and Jim Halbert -mops up the puddle of drool left over of Halbert afterthought-
Verbatim:
"But drinking water makes me sick!" Edwina.
Oh my.
Went to bed at 12am.
Lol Bonnie had her emotional drunken outbursts as usual, Nips had a cry over the outbursts. And Nabs and Gabbie were mistaken as an item, not surprising since Bonnie is the cling wrap of Drunkenville.
Went to work waking up feeling great, haha. Winnie was a perfect gentleman and drove me to the station.
At work, realised my shift was actually the day after. All in all though, was able to swap days. EXCELLENTE.
Good day, I remembered looking at the party from an omniscient standpoint (in front of the TV) and feeling proud of myself.
Llama wish you were (tangibly) there,
Ciao llama.
Guests included:
- Princess Jasmine (the adults version)
- Harajuku schoolgirl
Update:
- I have a job @ Esprit, good.
- I'm terrified of letting down the people @ Esprit, bad.
- Ani's gotten ideas about me, good.
- This idea being that I like Whiskers, bad.
- I'm earning lots of money, good.
- I don't really have the time to use it, bad.
- It's the holidays, good.
- No one has time to go out with me, bad.
- Edwina, good.
- Edwina, bad.
Llama, you be good, always.
Ciao llama.
WOOEE.
Must do psych readings, will be exam failure if don't.
Ciao llama.
Define fail (5 marks)
Fail is a concept broadly used to embody the myriad of characteristics of the homosapien Edwina. Such characteristics underlying such a definition would include forgetting to complete two multiple choice questions in a Macroeconomics exam, or forgetting how a graph looked. Such things elucidate the appropriateness of such a label. Further fail would be some sort of metacognition, such as the process taking place right now which further goes to show realising one's failure can only enhance it. We end this discussion in knowing that continuing any further would only discombobulate the reader.
Well written, concise and accurate. This answer is a model 5-mark response.
